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I'm 25 years old ..graduated from the collage of law
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Do you ever just look at someone and think '' Man, I'd love to cover you with fire ants and push you out of a 10 story window?''
I'm not saying lets kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
If you are lonely , dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.
I just stubbed my toe. No,I did not cry like a baby. Babies do not have the lung capacity to do what I just did.
Instead of saying '' Have a nice day'' I think I'll start saying ''Have the day you deserve.'' You know , let karma sort it out.
A day without dealing with stupid people is like ..... Never mind, I'll let you know when it happens.
Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic when I'm upset. But when an actopus gets stressed out, It eats itself. Now that's overdramatic.
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If mondays were shoes, they'd be crocs
I like cooking my family and my pets. Use commas. Don't be a psycho.
It's 2015 and food can still make you fat..... get it together science.
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At the night, I'm a little more open-minded.
Sure, It's okay to talk to yourself. It's even okay to answer yourself... But, when you start asking yourself to repeat what you just said, you might have a problem.
I'm not saying I hate you ... But if you were hurt really bad and I had to phone to call an ambulance , I'd order a Pizza.
That moment when you refuse to check your bank account because you don't want to see how much money you don't have.
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I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the afternoon.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very , very carefully, burned the house down.
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